Did you know that it could be a federal offense to be in possession of a lobster?

I first saw this video in 2008. I told my friends about it, but they seemed skeptical that it might offer sound advice for people like you and me. I submit this video for your consideration. It's long...about as long as a TV show without commercials. It's as compelling, in my opinion, as anything I've seen on Law & Order in the past few years. Here's a quick rundown of what you'll see and hear:

Regardless of your guilt or innocence, what you say might be used to convict you of a crime in court...and what you say cannot be used to help you!

As surprising as it might sound, this video might save you from a lifetime of grief. It's well worth your time, and I heartily recommend that you spread the word as well.